Me with my precious Sharpies.
Don't steal my sharpies. I'm from Staten Island, NY - I'll...I'll...throw garbage at you!
I mark all my pencils with my teeth so I can identify them when someone has lifted one from my desk.
Here I am with my new toy at work, the BD LSR II.
Note the flip flops with the lab coat. Technically I'm supposed to be wearing closed toed shoes. The way I see it is if I spill acid on my feet it's my problem.