This Boy Elroy

Priceless

Mrs. Garrett doing body shots!? Catherine Helmond is a dead ringer for Cynthia Nixon. This is gold.

To Catch A Man: Stenciled Steak and Porn Dioramas

Single? Need a man? Try this mantrap!

I found these photos of an art installation on the blog Moco Loco. The installation is part of an annual exhibit, in it's fifth year, at the Gladstone Hotel in Toronto entitled "Come Up To My Room."

This particular installation, as you can see, is designed to entrap those who are curious enough to examine the bedspread that is stenciled with steaks and has 16 peep holes in it. After being lured by the gold stenciled steaks your prey will inevitably peer into one of the peep holes, each one with individual dioramas that the artist thought was seductive. What man couldn't resist the siren call of stenciled steaks and seductive dioramas!? While they're looking, simply pull the rope attached to the stick and VOILA! You have your sex for the night! Brilliant!

Picassohead

Found Mr. Picassohead through Donnie and made my own.

Bored at work? Make a crown. That's what I did.

Take a boring old DVDr spool label:

On the back draw your favorite crown design, I chose the classic fleur de lys:

Cut pattern out with a razor blade:

Try the pattern on before proceeding:

Break for lunch.

When you return, use pattern as a guide to cut foil to cover your crown with a metallic facade:

Wear your finished product whenever you like, however you like:

Thank You For Being The Internet

I found this lovely piece of inspirational art on Jimbo's Flickr page. Naturally, I fell in love with it and being that I am a hot blooded citizen of the USofA I WANTED MORE!!

Google search for: "Golden Girls Inspirational Posters"

This is what I found instead.

An article about an art exhibit in Hollywood entitled, "Golden Girls Gone Wild." It all started when curator Lenora Claire purchased a portrait of Bea Arthur bearing her breasts for $110 (A steal if you ask me). Other installations include a portrait of Rue McClanahan made from pieces of trash (namely condom wrappers, hairspray cans, and cheesecake wrappers) and a portrait of Betty White in a skimpy leather suit with a whip. For those that are not familiar with the concept of camp, look no further, this is the pinnacle of the idiom. I love it.

I would totally hang this over my fireplace.

The exhibit even has a MySpace page, Golden Girls Gone Wild MySpace.