Compliment plus TMI

On my way out from work yesterday I was down in the break room making myself a protein shake before heading off to the gym. One of our cleaning ladies for the building was down there, the one who cleans my office actually. She's usually quite talkative and candid and today was a perfect example. The following ensued:

Cleaning Lady: You work out don't you?

Me: (sheepishly) Yeah, I do.

Cleaning Lady: Yeah. I thought so, I can tell.

Me: (sheepishly) Heh, thanks.

Cleaning Lady: Can I tell you something without you taking it the wrong way? I mean I don't want to get in trouble with sexual harassment and all.

Me: (intrigued) No, go ahead, I don't mind.

Cleaning Lady: Well I see you in the hallways sometime and I just want to squeeze your arms!

That was very delightful, but then came the TMI. She proceeded to tell me about how when she worked out in the past she gained too much muscle. A friend of hers, who is a personal trainer, told her that she probably had too many "man horomones" in her body. His suspicion was affirmed when she went on to tell me that she told him that she shaves - her face. Interesting.

Gold star for cleaning lady though, she absolutely creeped me out a little bit and made my day at the same time!

Comments

[Brent]

But did you let her sqeeze your arms???

[Michael]

Yeah, did you let her?

[Adam]

I didn't but I would have if she had asked. All she said was that she wants to squeeze my arms, she didn't ask if she could. :) Ah the legalities of it all.

[homer]

I think you have a lot of man horomones too, 'cause I've seen your facial hair.

[GayProf]

We all want to squeeze your arms.

[Lewis]

Me want to be cleaning lady. I shave my face too. Whether I need to or not. Does that count?

[Sunshine]

You're so gonna catch girl germs, Adam. ;)

[Chris]

Hmmm, I agree with Homer, want to squeeze those arms. LOL!! I've had something simular happen to me. Too many times!

[John]

Classic example of TMI. Too funny for words.