I found this blog though Michael that had me laughing for hours today at work, Postcards from Yo Momma: A repository of modern day maternal correspondence.
Some of my favorites so far:

Watch out for that Babyolaaa. What is monkey woo-woo? Please inform.

That one had me laughing for a while.

My favorite because it totally sounds like a note I'd get from my mom about my dad.
Your Mum (oh, sorry... American audience) Mom and Dad carry on like this too?
Thank God I'm not the only one!
Posted by: Kezza | May 15, 2008 at 11:12 PM
"Hello, it's Mommy, hello, hello, it's mommy, you there?..
Don't marry a white man! *click*"
Posted by: Alden | May 17, 2008 at 03:33 PM