While listening to the voicemail that Alec Baldwin left for his twelve year old daughter I could only think of one thing, a piece of film that is near and dear the core of my being, Mommie Dearest. I found his voicemail and his explanation that he has "parental alienation" horribly campy. I love it! So, like a good gomo I made a mashup. Enjoy.
Daddy Dearest